In Hell, Andre Breton stands at the gates with a clipboard.
As each person enters, he asks them to name one surrealist.
Ninety-five out of a hundred say, "Uh...Salvador Dali?"
Breton dreams of the day when they'll allow him to stand in boiling lava instead.
December 6 2003, 06:13:48 UTC 8 years ago
December 6 2003, 08:57:58 UTC 8 years ago
Eh, children are all decadent counter-revolutionaries anyway.