The Turnip King's Bastard Son ([info]hissilliness) wrote,

Andre Breton in Hell

In Hell, Andre Breton stands at the gates with a clipboard.

As each person enters, he asks them to name one surrealist.

Ninety-five out of a hundred say, "Uh...Salvador Dali?"

Breton dreams of the day when they'll allow him to stand in boiling lava instead.

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[info]lumpley

December 6 2003, 06:13:48 UTC 8 years ago

This made me laugh out loud. My kids looked over to see what the joke was and I tried to explain it to them, but they're 7 and 3 and they soon became bored. I was all waving my arms and getting passionate and they'd gone back to their cartoons.

[info]hissilliness

December 6 2003, 08:57:58 UTC 8 years ago

You tried to explain the link between surrealism and the Inevitable Socialist Revolution to a three-year-old??

Eh, children are all decadent counter-revolutionaries anyway.
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